ELIJAH WOOD IS ‘NOT ACTUALLY TINY’
HOLLYWOOD – It was belated revealed today that actor and Hobbit Elijah Wood is actually regular adult size and not as has previously been assumed tiny the way he was in Flipper and Lord of the Rings:...
View ArticleTHE HOBBIT IS BANNED FROM MIDDLE EARTH
MIDDLE EARTH – The Peter Jackson trilogy of The Hobbit will not be screened in Middle Earth following a ban on the movies by King Aragorn, the ruler of the mythical land. A spokesperson from Minas...
View ArticlePETER JACKSON TO REMAKE THE NEVERENDING STORY
HOLLYWOOD – No sooner had the final battle cries of The Hobbit died out than Peter Jackson has embarked on another fantasy franchise: a remake of the 1984 Wolfgang Petersen film The NeverEnding Story....
View ArticleSEX LIVES OF THE HOBBITS REVEALED IN NEW BOOK
NEW ZEALAND – An Unexpected Entry: The Sex Lives of the Hobbits: a new kiss and tell memoir by Sam Gamgee actor Sean Astin looks set to blow the lid off the night time doings in Hobbiton. The Lord of...
View ArticlePETER JACKSON: ‘THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR WILL HAVE TO BE 5 FILMS’
WELLINGTON – Film director and slow reader Peter Jackson has announced his next project will be a franchise based on the popular children’s book The Very Hungry Caterpillar. ‘We’re trying to break down...
View ArticleORLANDO BLOOM RELEASED FROM CARBONITE
HOLLYWOOD – Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings actor Orlando Bloom has been successfully released from carbonite, it was revealed today. Orlando Bloom has been defrosted from the carbonite...
View ArticlePETER JACKSON WAKES UP AND REMEMBERS HE’S GOT A TINTIN FILM TO MAKE
WELLINGTON – Early this morning it was reported that Peter Jackson – director of King Kong, The Lovely Bones and the entire contents of JRR Tolkien’s head – awoke in a cold sweat with the realization...
View ArticleJEFF BRIDGES SIGNS UP FOR TOM BOMBADIL
WELLINGTON – Peter Jackson’s post-Hobbit project, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil, seems to be confirmed as Jeff Bridges announces his next project will be to star as the Tolkien forest dweller and...
View ArticlePETER JACKSON TO REBOOT LORD OF THE RINGS
HOBBITON – Following the universally despised The Hobbit Trilogy, Peter Jackson reveals he is to return once more to Middle Earth to realize his dream project: a complete reboot of The Lord of the...
View ArticleLIMAHL KEEN ON NEVERENDING STORY REMAKE
WELLINGTON – The Peter Jackson remake of The Neverending Story has gained a new fan already in ‘pop singer’ Limahl. Former singer in 80s group Kajagoogoo, Limahl sang the original theme song to...
View ArticleELIJAH WOOD TO STAR AS DANIEL RADCLIFFE IN BECOMING HARRY
HOLLYWOOD – Elijah Wood is to play Daniel Radcliffe in new movie. A new movie documenting Daniel Radcliffe’s early career stars Elijah Wood. The Lord of the Rings star will write and direct the movie...
View ArticleDANIEL RADCLIFFE TO PLAY ELIJAH WOOD IN BECOMING FRODO
HOLLYWOOD – Daniel Radcliffe is to play Elijah Wood in a new biopic: Becoming Frodo. Daniel Radcliffe has been cast to play fellow actor Elijah Wood in a new biopic of the Lord of the Rings star:...
View ArticlePETER JACKSON TO FILM WARLOCK OF FIRETOP MOUNTAIN
NEW ZEALAND – TinTin and Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson announced he would be turning the Fighting fantasy book warlock of Firetop Mountain into a film. Peter Jackson told the Studio Exec...
View ArticleAMAZON TO MAKE KRULL TV SHOW
HOLLYWOOD – Amazon signs on to make a TV show based on 80s fantasy movie Krull. Following on from the news of a Lord of the Rings TV show, Amazon have announced that it will also start shooting a TV...
View Article5 ACTORS WHO MISSED OUT ON THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME
HOLLYWOOD – It’s hard enough to be an actor. Imagine how much harder it is knowing you were THIS CLOSE to that iconic role! The following actors may have a career now … but they’d be icons had they not...
View ArticleGAME OF THRONES PREQUEL WILL SHOW GEORGE RR MARTIN STEALING JRR TOLKIEN’S...
WESTEROS – Details of the new Game of Thrones prequel have emerged. George RR Martin and Jane Goldman have revealed one of the main story-lines for the Games of Thrones prequel. Martin came into the...
View ArticleHIDDEN GEMS: 27. LORD OF THE RINGS: FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Hidden Gems brings to light little known film gems which have somehow slipped through the collective cinematic consciousness. You’re welcome. This week Lord of the Rings. JRR Tolkien’s mammoth fantasy...
View ArticlePETER JACKSON TO REMAKE THE NEVERENDING STORY
HOLLYWOOD – No sooner had the final battle cries of The Hobbit died out than Peter Jackson has embarked on another fantasy franchise: a remake of the 1984 Wolfgang Petersen film The NeverEnding Story....
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